¿cuál es el equivalente porteño de los latte liberals?

Stuffwhitepeoplelike es un excelente blog con un nombre creo que equívoco: no se trata de una burla a los blancos sino a un subconjunto de ellos. Quizás, a lo que ahora se llama Latte Liberals: los progres ricos norteamericanos que gustan de las causas ecológicas, las campañas contra productos Nike fabricados en el tercer mundo y los ambientes de "diversidad cultural", incluidos sobre todo los restaruants étnicos. Entre otras 95 inclinaciones, una de las que más me gustó es Free Health Care:

In spite of having access to the best health insurance and fanciest hospitals, white people are passionate about the idea of socialized medicine. So much so that they have memorized statistics and examples of how for-profit medicine has destroyed the United States.

But before you can exploit this information for personal gain, it’s important that you understand why white people are so in love with free health care.

The first and most obvious reason is “they have it Europe.” White people love all things European, this especially true of things that are unavailable in the United States (Rare Beers, Absinthe, legal marijuana, prostitution, soccer). The fact that it’s available in Canada isn’t really that impressive, but it does contribute to their willingness to threaten to move there.

These desires were only heightened in 2007 when Michael Moore released “Sicko,” a documentary that contrasts the health care industry in the United States with that of Canada, France and Cuba. As a general rule of thumb, white people are always extra passionate about issues that have been the subject of a Moore documentary. As a test, ask them about 9/11, Gun Control, or Health Care and then say “where did you get that information?” You will not be surprised at the results.

But the secret reason why all white people love socialized medicine is that they all love the idea of receiving health care without having a full-time job. This would allow them to work as a freelance designer/consultant/copywriter/photographer/blogger, open their own bookstore, stay at home with their kids, or be a part of an Internet start-up without having to worry about a benefits package. Though many of them would never follow this path, they appreciate having the option...

La trampa con estos agregados sociales es que al final hay pocos individuos que entren en la categoría con carácter puro. (A primera lectura me sentí identificado con alguna, aunque refinando, no tanto: me gusta el fútbol, no #80 The Idea of Soccer; y felizmente hubo muchas más en las que me encontré del lado del que burla: entre las últimas 20, #95 Rugby, #89 St. Patrick’s Day, #82 Hating Corporations, #79 Modern Furniture, #76 Bottles of Water, #74 Oscar Parties). Con toda la imprecisión que implica meterle 100 calificativos a un grupo imaginario, me encontré preguntándome cómo se llamaría ese conjunto de porteños acomodados del que puede hacerse una lista parecida de inclinaciones estéticas y políticas previsibles. ¿Palermo Progres?